trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

tyleroakley:

jesus would sideeye so many christians & that’s just me turning water into tea

skywalkos:

peppermintparvati:

loneozner:

what is like…. the Point

making carrie fisher proud

someone finally figured out the meaning of life

jopara:

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

cwote:

You’ll become financially stable.
You’ll get that work done.
You’ll finish that work for class.
You’ll get that degree.
You’ll get over your ex.
You’ll find the right one.
Everything in due time, just be patient.